Est-ce qu'il y a quelqu'un qui parle anglais ici?

or Does anyone here speak English

Ok so I thought Help Desk calls that came in to my old work were sometimes hard to understand… I have just had one allocated to me now that is written in French… now being new I have enough trouble when they are in English and now I have to translate first… Oh hell – what am I going to email as a response….

hmm I think I’m in Europe now baby!